Now this email scam is quite interesting. It is from a lady named Roseline who I evidently know because she says I assisted her in the past in transferring some funds. I may be wrong but I am assuming this scammer is Asian. Maybe the Asian symbols next to her email address gave it away along with the terrible spelling, grammar and sentence structure. Anyone who falls for this scam really deserves to lose all their money. My reply to Roseline is at the end. As always I have copied the email as written. No changes were made.
我有新的電郵地址！
你現可電郵給我：mrs_roseline_w2000@yahoo.com.hk
- Dear Friend, It is my pleasure to let you know about my success in getting those fund transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from Greece. I didn’t forget your past efforts to assit me in transffering those funds. Now contact my secretary Mr.Eric Benard ; his email is (eric_ben@live.fr) ask him to send you the total (USD$800.000.00) cashier cheque which i raised for your compensation .so feel free and get intouched with him and give him your address where to send the cheque: (.i) FULL NAME ………… (ii) ADDRESS …….. (iii) COUNTRY ………… (iv) PRIVATE TEL …………. (v) PRIVATE FAX . ………….. (vi) OCCUPATION……………. (vii)AGE……………… Please kindly let me know immediately you receive it for us to share the joy.i’m very busy here with investment projects which i am having at hand, finally,i left instruction to the secretary on your behalf,so feel free to get intouch with him. Best regards, Mrs Rose Williams Esq.
My Reply:
Dear Rosie, how in the hell are you, old friend? I was a little scared to open your email because I was afraid you were writing to tell me that you are pregnant with my child. Whew, what a relief.
You don’t have to compensate me for helping you transfer those funds even though I don’t remember doing so. That night of steaming, wild animal sex you provided was payment enough.
I am glad you now have a new partner from Greece but I want to caution you to beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Also the next time we meet we should layoff of the tequila and LSD. It leads to dementia and unprotected sex.
Good luck to you Rosie and if you get a chance would you please send me some naked pictures of yourself. I’m ashamed to say it’s the only way I can remember what you look like.
You’re in my heart forever,
Dewey
Now this email scam is quite interesting. It is from a lady named Roseline who I evidently know because she says I assisted her in the past in transferring some funds. ">
Now this email scam is quite interesting. It is from a lady named Roseline who I evidently know because she says I assisted her in the past in transferring some funds. ">
Now this email scam is quite interesting. It is from a lady named Roseline who I evidently know because she says I assisted her in the past in transferring some funds. ">
So you really exerted effort just to insult her? Most of the people I know who also received such emails just ignore them. You gave me a really good laugh.. LOL