You might be a Taliban if:
1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher
but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand
but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least two.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
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